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A Family of Four

A Family of Four

Regular price $26.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $26.00 USD
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In the freezer's icy depths, a treasure lies, A Stouffer's Lasagna, a savory prize.
With layers of cheese and meat, it calls my name, A Family Size feast, my hunger to tame.

I peel back the plastic, revealing the gold, Each slice of pasta, a story untold. The aroma surrounds me, a comforting hug, As I embark on this solo culinary smug.

With fork in hand, I dig into the dish, Each bite a symphony, a savory wish. Meatballs and sausage, a carnivore's dream, In this lasagna, I've found my cuisine.

As I devour each layer, my heart skips a beat, For this Family Size meal, I can't be beat. With a satisfied sigh, I lean back with pride, Having conquered the lasagna, my hunger denied.

So here's to Stouffer's, the maker divine, For crafting a lasagna so utterly fine. Though meant for a family, I ate it alone, But in this deliciousness, I've found my home.

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  • All items are made-to-order, and typically process within 3 business days.
  • Delivery times will vary based on delivery location and order weight. All orders are shipped from North Carolina.
  • Standard Shipping will typically deliver within 7-9 business days.
  • Priority Shipping will deliver in less than 7 business days (not including Alaska and Hawaii), with most customers receiving packages within 5 business days.
  • Expedited Shipping will deliver within 5 business days, nationwide. Alaska and Hawaii included!
  • All International order are shipped DDP (with local duties and taxes pre-paid). Delivery times vary based on country and region.
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